I can’t help but feel that Jeffrey Dahmer would have benefited from this somehow.

This is the definition of sad: http://boyfriendpillow.org/

“The Boyfriend Pillow, as the name implies, is the kind of pillow designed specifically for lonely women…It is made of a memory foam”

Memory foam? Like the memory of when you weren’t this pathetic?

 

Putting in the effort to wear lingerie for your disembodied, lifeless substitute for a real man? Now that's love.

 

Maybe it’s just me, but it seems that purchasing this pillow would merely be the first step towards this (3:11):

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3 Comments on “I can’t help but feel that Jeffrey Dahmer would have benefited from this somehow.”

  1. Anonymous says:

    How can someone that hot and sexy not have a boyfriend?
    She must be one helluva raging b*tch to live with!

  2. Thomas Ross says:

    Last I heard, Dahmer made his own pillow out of similar materials, however they were stained with a scarlet-like substance. And that was only when he wasn’t embracing the fridge, dreaming of the well-preserved human heads chilling in his vegetable crisper. Sweet dreams are made of chilled cheese…

    • Maybe Dahmer was way ahead (excuse the pun) of his time and was actually dabbling in cyrogenics, only to be shunned by society like so many of the greats are.

      Alternatively he may just have been mind-bogglingly insane.


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