Awww isn’t that stupid and pointless!Posted: September 30, 2011
This sappy piece of shit is floating around tumblr today:
Unfortunately the person writing this forgot to add in:
– learn how to write like I’ve mastered my basic motor functions
– not be a douchebag anymore
The only things that don’t sound horrible on this list are gelato, movies and cuddling.
I’m guessing that at the bottom of this list there’s a point crossed out that says “write a list of ridiculous, random crap that makes me seem whimsical, romantic and fun but in reality is highly impractical nonsense that only fairies tripping on LSD would want to do”.
I’ve given it a try myself and I think I’ve done pretty well.
This is way too easy. Here’s another one.