Awww isn’t that stupid and pointless!
Posted: September 30, 2011 Filed under: Uncategorized 4 CommentsThis sappy piece of shit is floating around tumblr today:
I’ve given it a try myself and I think I’ve done pretty well.
This is way too easy. Here’s another one.
I Hate Dolphins 
Too many things about this post that made me laugh-choke, so instead of listing them I’ll just clap at my computer screen as soon as I’m done typing this sentence.
I felt your applause and your choking laughter all the way from Australia. It touched me deepy. Too deeply.
Creepy.
I don’t know who you are or where you came from but golly gosh you’re funny!
Thank you, Anonymous!
I keep asking my parents where I came from but they still won’t tell me, dammit!