Either this is an unfortunate typo or someone at ninemsn is trolling their readership pretty hard. (For those unaware, as I was before I clicked on the link, tubmlr.com is just a big ole bunch o’ porn. Like…heaps of it.)



Number One: Alien penis

Apparently one of the ‘Top 10 worst travel hazards’ is alien penis.

And yes, I included the heading adjacent with the word ‘probe’ in it for a reason. The reason being that I’m immature. Enjoy!




For those interested that is actually a Candiru fish, a parasite that swims up a man’s urethra if he pees in the same water it lives in. How fitting.