Number One: Alien penisPosted: August 2, 2012
Apparently one of the ‘Top 10 worst travel hazards’ is alien penis.
And yes, I included the heading adjacent with the word ‘probe’ in it for a reason. The reason being that I’m immature. Enjoy!
For those interested that is actually a Candiru fish, a parasite that swims up a man’s urethra if he pees in the same water it lives in. How fitting.