Hell, I’d vote for him.

In fact, I’d vote just for this motherfucker’s moustache.



I mean, like…aren’t you dead yet or whatever?

Oh my god. The context of this doesn’t even matter.



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HAHAHAHA. Ohhhh mate.

You are a fucking idiot.

How do I feminism?

Another Etsy mind fuck. Incredibly, I found this when I searched ‘feminist’ but if anything this reinforces gender stereotypes.

It suggests that women should look young, sweet, innocent, passive and in a perpetual state of adolescence.

It suggests that women should act sweet, passive, tender, gentle, and polite.

It suggests that women should think like men in order for their thoughts to be valuable (what is thinking like a man, anyway?).

The fucking stupidity of some people.

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Oh Etsy, you’re so cute when you don’t make sense.

This was featured on Etsy’s front page as one of their loved items. Did it escape everyone’s attention that an anchor is designed to sink? That it’s a fundamental part of an anchor’s purpose? I guess a buoy wouldn’t look as cool but at least it would be logical.

The seller could even change the phrase to something like ‘I am anchored in any storm’ or ‘In the eye of the storm I stand immovable’ – but not this. This is like using a bird to symbolise how grounded you are, or a ball gag to reflect your conventional views about sex.

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Do what I say or the bear gets it

I saw this a while ago outside a cafe in Sydney. It’s things like this that make me love people.


bear hostage

What just happened.


I just watched this and…I think I may be a serial killer now?



Well this is terrible…

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